one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
How's work?
Spinning.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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