You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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