Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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