Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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