She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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