just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Your tits are I can't wait for
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
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Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
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See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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