You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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