my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
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Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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