Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
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Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
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Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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