The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
