whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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