Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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