ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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