how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
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My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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