she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
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Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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