it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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