...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i just had sex bonerless
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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