kristin has been a bad kristin
I think I won the penis lottery.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
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We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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