party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
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Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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