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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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