is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
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She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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