singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I AM VODKA MAN
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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