I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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