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Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Found your dick twin last night
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
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Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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