You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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