The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Terrible idea I love it
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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