Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
it's like heaven, but drunker
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Randomize
