Pappa wants mamma naked
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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