she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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