I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I lost the right to judge tonight
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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