i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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