shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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