I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
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75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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