There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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