well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
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I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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