3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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