who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
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All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom