Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(323): View more from California

She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.

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(845): View more from New York

Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.

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(251): View more from Alabama

Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off

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(540): View more from Virginia

i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.

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(210): View more from Texas

so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.

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(217): View more from Illinois

It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year

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(518): View more from New York

He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks

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