I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense