Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(805): View more from California

who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->

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(541): View more from Oregon

And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor

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(519): View more from Ontario

Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.

(1-519): View more from Ontario

I'm in awe of how selfish that is.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night

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(407): View more from Florida

If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?

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(480): View more from Arizona

I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!

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(509): View more from Washington

I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom

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