As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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