is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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