Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
so let's talk penis.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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