I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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