rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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