That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
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When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
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Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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