Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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