I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
wow bdsm is so cute
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