if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
