Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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