i wish semen tasted like chocolate
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
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...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
that may or may not have been my penis.
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