You work out of a Hotel?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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