My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
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I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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