Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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