we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I looked at my own cervix.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
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