even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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