He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
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Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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