I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
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thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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