Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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