Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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