i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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