There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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